A Series of Unfortunate Events

Thursday night, Natalie slept from 10 pm to 7 am without waking up—her longest stretch yet. What a tease!

Friday night started off fine. I went out to dinner with my mom’s group and Chris had Natalie bathed, read to, and asleep by 9. When I got home around 11:30, we decided to be indulgent and watch an episode of Deadwood, since I had to pump before going to bed anyway. That’s when things started going downhill…

We had barely gotten through the opening credits when Natalie started whimpering. We’ve been trying to use nursing as a last resort to get her back to sleep, at least for the first night-waking, so Chris dashed upstairs. Sometimes he can walk her back to sleep and sometimes she won’t go back to sleep without nursing. This time she fell asleep in his arms, then woke up screaming. So much for that.

We decided to give her some ibuprofen since she’s been teething and figured maybe that’s why she woke up. She’s pretty good about taking medicine during the day, but at night she protests quite loudly. It takes two of us to accomplish the task—one to hold her down, one to shove the medicine in her mouth. After that, I nurse her, and she went back to sleep pretty easily. When I snuck back downstairs, it was 12:30. I guess some people would just go to bed at this point. But Chris and I were determined to have some quality veg time watching TV. Stupid, in retrospect.

This picture doesn’t relate to the story whatsoever, but isn’t she cute? Natalie concentrated very hard on nesting these blocks:
Playing with blocks

So anyway, no sooner than we got the show back up and running did Natalie start whimpering again. Ugh. Then we heard a THUD. Chris goes flying up the stairs, while I disconnect myself from the pump. I can hear Natalie crying, but not that hard, so I determine even before I get upstairs that she must have fallen out of bed, but was unharmed (our mattress is on the floor). Nevertheless, I hurry in the dark, and stub my toe really hard. I yelped, probably cursed, and generally made a lot of dramatic noise as I tend to do when I’m hurt. I also knocked a fan over, which made quite a crash.

All this noise scared poor Natalie, who became hysterical, even though she already had been starting to calm down after her fall. She was actually shrieking! I held her and trying to comfort her, but my toe was still throbbing and every time I winced Natalie cried more.

We decided that since there was probably no way Natalie was going to sleep after all that trauma and excitement, we might as well take her downstairs and watch Deadwood. Natalie perked up as we went down the stairs and stayed happy and calm while we watched. I was nursing her and a couple of times she almost fell asleep, but resisted.

When the three of us went upstairs for the night, it was around 2 am. Natalie could not fall asleep nursing, so Chris had to walk her until she gave in. For some reason when I walk her, she doesn’t get relaxed. The first time he put her down, she woke up. So he had to walk her, again. It was probably between 2:30 or 3 by the time we all got to sleep.

The next morning, despite missing a significant chunk of sleep, Natalie was happily crawling around at 8:30 am as we dragged ourselves out of bed. Chris looked at Natalie adoringly, turned to me and said, sincerely, “she’s such an angel.” He couldn’t be more right.

Here’s Natalie’s other favorite game with these blocks:
Another game with the blocks

3 Responses to “A Series of Unfortunate Events”

  1. Martha Weintraub Says:

    I love this blog. It’s well written, very funny, and something I’ll bet all parents can identify with on some level. I think you should start thinking about turning this blog into a book!

    And of course she’s an angel!
    Love,
    Nama

  2. uncle david Says:

    just a word of caution with ibuprofen, or any other pain meds……..they are “gut leakers”. They will actually poke little microscopic holes in the stomach and small intestine linings. I’d vote for ambusol or some other such topical analgesic as a better option. Once in a while is fine, and I’m sure that’s all you’re doing, but regular use can cause lots of digestion problems……….and she’s all the more sensitive to this at her age.

  3. Amy Says:

    Yeah…it’s a occasional thing. We’ve used ambesol a few times, but it makes her cry more….I think it stings initially, then it feels so weird to be numb that she kinda freaks out about that. We’ve also used some homeopathic stuff that seems to work during the day, but not enough to help her sleep at night. Mostly Natalie wants to nurse constantly when the teething is really bad.